“and blamed his emotional collapse on his realization that the United States had been taken over by gay terrorists plotting to banish Christians to the moon — something he learned during the non-stop media coverage of the Republican primaries.”
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Priceless
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What an idiot. That’s just…
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“Satire, not comedy, and certainly not reality” says this site. “So, yes, this is not The Onion. Yes, this is more...
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oh my god.
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gay terrorists send christians to the moon!!
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Hahaha, I completely understand.
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This is hilarious and is pretty much required reading if you ever plan on speaking to me in the future because I’m never...
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“and blamed his emotional collapse on his realization that the United States had been taken over by gay terrorists...
cuntinuuum said:
While not from the Onion, this actually is satire.
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so random unimportant fact of the day my dad was in this particular terminal of the amarillo airport when this happened...
luckypaperstars said:
This is actually a parody.
